Garbage Digest 21

[bluelander]

Throwback Thursday

Remember when Throwback Thursday was a thing?

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Introducting the unopenable bag!

• Keeps food fresh forever
  
• Tamper-proof
  
• Items retain resale value
  
• No opening tools required
  
• No muss, no fuss
  
• Keeps empty packaging out of landfills

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Bat critiques

If my Batmobile lost its wheel, I would simply use one of my other bat-tools to catch The Joker. I don't understand why Batman in the song didn't use his batarangs, or such as a grappling hook. Also, I seriously doubt an adult with the resources of Bruce Wayne/Batman would allow himself to "smell", as you claim. Very poor characterization.